If you have made it this far then the chances are that you will have already heard about my specialist subjects but for those of you whose minds or eyes have been firmly placed elsewhere, I will remind you,
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I have been told more than once that if I ever had the chance appear on Mastermind my specialist subject should be, deep throat & prostate massage. My tongue can take men to heights they've never been to before and my prostate massage is so good that Doctors should be writing out prescriptions for it.
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Deep Throat - Is there any other way?
T!tty Fu(k - Why not?
Prostate Massage - One day you may thank me for it.
A dirty mind... Yes!!!
A dirty body... No!!!
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So never say no to a shower and please save the cigarettes for after we meet. If you must indulge then please take advantage of the mouthwash you will find inside the bathroom.
